feat: Black hole engine — gravity, accretion disk, event horizon, spaghettification #1

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opened 2026-06-15 01:05:45 +00:00 by ti-paul · 0 comments
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Code Black Hole

Black hole for developers.

Features

  • Singularity system (null pointer, infinite loop, stack overflow, memory leak)
  • Event horizon (production boundary, nothing escapes)
  • Accretion disk (logs spinning forever, heating up)
  • Spaghettification (code stretched beyond readability)
  • Gravitational pull (attracting more bugs, dependencies, tech debt)
  • Hawking radiation (slow leak of data over time)
  • Mass/energy tracking
  • ASCII black hole visualization

Acceptance

  • 25+ tests
## Code Black Hole Black hole for developers. ### Features - Singularity system (null pointer, infinite loop, stack overflow, memory leak) - Event horizon (production boundary, nothing escapes) - Accretion disk (logs spinning forever, heating up) - Spaghettification (code stretched beyond readability) - Gravitational pull (attracting more bugs, dependencies, tech debt) - Hawking radiation (slow leak of data over time) - Mass/energy tracking - ASCII black hole visualization ### Acceptance - 25+ tests
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