code-circus-v2

Circus v2 for developers. Acrobats are deploy pipelines, clowns are bugs, lion tamer is your SRE, ringmaster is the PM.

Usage

const { Circus, PERFORMER_TYPES, ACT_TYPES } = require('./src/circus');

const circus = new Circus('Circus Maximus');
circus.setRingmaster('PT Barnum');

// Hire performers
circus.hirePerformer('Alice', PERFORMER_TYPES.ACROBAT);
circus.hirePerformer('Bob', PERFORMER_TYPES.LION_TAMER);
circus.hirePerformer('Carol', PERFORMER_TYPES.TIGHTROPE);

// Assign to rings
circus.assignToRing('Alice', 'dev');
circus.assignToRing('Bob', 'prod');

// Create and run acts
circus.createAct('Big Release', ACT_TYPES.MAIN);
circus.acts[0].addPerformer(circus.getPerformer('Alice'));
circus.runAct(0);

// Sell tickets
circus.sellTickets(200);

console.log(circus.circusView());
console.log(circus.report());

Performers

• Acrobat (CI/CD Pipeline) — High risk deploys without a net
• Clown (Bug) — Chaos agent, crowd loves them
• Juggler (Load Balancer) — Keeps many balls in the air
• Lion Tamer (SRE) — Controls production beasts
• Tightrope Walker (Hot Deploy) — One wrong step = disaster
• Magician (Abstraction Layer) — Makes complexity disappear
• Strongman (Database) — Lifts enormous payloads
• Trapeze Artist (Zero-Downtime) — Catches releases mid-air

Acts

• Opening (Warmup) — Smoke tests, warm caches
• Main Event (Release) — Major feature deployment
• Grand Finale (Launch) — Full rollout, fireworks
• Sideshow (Experiment) — Dark features, A/B tests