code-hospital-v2

Hospital v2 for developers. ER is incident response, ICU is critical production, pharmacy is hotfix repository, morgue is deprecated services.

Usage

const { Hospital, SEVERITY, STAFF_ROLES } = require('./src/hospital');

const h = new Hospital('Sacred Heart Production');
h.hireStaff('Alice', STAFF_ROLES.SURGEON);
h.hireStaff('Bob', STAFF_ROLES.NURSE);

// Admit incidents
h.admitPatient('Login page 500', SEVERITY.SERIOUS, 'er');
h.admitPatient('Memory leak in API', SEVERITY.CRITICAL, 'icu');
h.admitPatient('Typo in footer', SEVERITY.MILD, 'ward');

// Triage
const priority = h.triage();

// Treat
h.assignStaff('Alice', 2);
h.treat('Alice', 2, 'surgery');

// Time passes
for (let i = 0; i < 10; i++) h.tick();
h.advanceDay();

console.log(h.hospitalView());
console.log(h.report());

Departments

• ER (Incident Response) — Fast triage, quick fixes
• ICU (Critical Production) — 24/7 monitoring, barely alive
• General Ward (Staging) — Recovering, monitored
• Pharmacy (Hotfix Repository) — Hotfix dispensary
• Morgue (Deprecated Services) — Rest in peace

Severity Levels

• Mild — Minor glitch, cosmetic
• Moderate — Feature broken, workaround exists
• Serious — Major feature down
• Critical — Production down, everything on fire
• Fatal — Data loss, irreversible

Staff

• Surgeon (SRE) — Skill 9, major incident resolver
• Nurse (DevOps) — Skill 5, keeps everything running
• Pharmacist (Release Engineer) — Dispenses hotfixes
• Intern (On-Call) — First responder, pages the surgeon
• Psychiatrist (PM) — Manages expectations, spin control