code-museum-v2

Museum v2 for developers. Exhibits are features, curators are maintainers, artifacts are legacy code, gift shop is npm registry.

Usage

const { Museum, EXHIBIT_TYPES, WINGS, ARTIFACT_RARITY } = require('./src/museum');

const m = new Museum('Museum of Code History');
m.hireCurator('Alice', 'backend', 7);

// Open exhibits
m.addExhibit('REST API Gallery', EXHIBIT_TYPES.PERMANENT, 'backend');
m.addExhibit('React Components Through Time', EXHIBIT_TYPES.HISTORICAL, 'frontend');
m.addExhibit('Live Playground', EXHIBIT_TYPES.INTERACTIVE, 'frontend');

// Acquire artifacts
m.acquireArtifact('jQuery 1.2 Plugin', ARTIFACT_RARITY.RARE, '2010 legacy app', 'React Components Through Time');

// Admit visitors
m.admitVisitor('New Hire', 'newhire');
m.admitVisitor('VP of Engineering', 'vip');

// Tour
m.tour(0, 'backend', 'Alice');

console.log(m.museumView());
console.log(m.report());

Exhibit Types

• Permanent — Core features always on display
• Temporary — Experiments and betas
• Interactive — Live demo environments
• Historical — Ancient code preserved under glass
• Virtual — VR debugging experience

Wings

• Frontend — UI exhibits, design systems (capacity 10)
• Backend — APIs, business logic (capacity 12)
• Infrastructure — Servers, pipelines (capacity 8)
• Hall of Fame — Legendary commits (capacity 5)

Artifact Rarity

Common -> Uncommon -> Rare -> Epic -> Legendary (the one perfect function)