code-ocean

Ocean for developers. Waves are traffic spikes, currents are data flows, depths are legacy layers, storms are incidents.

Usage

const { Ocean, CREATURES, ZONES } = require('./src/ocean');

const ocean = new Ocean('Pacific Production');

// Spawn creatures
ocean.spawnCreature(CREATURES.SHARK, 5);   // Aggressive scrapers
ocean.spawnCreature(CREATURES.WHALE, 3);    // Large queries

// Deploy monitoring buoys
ocean.deployBuoy('API Sensor', 'twilight');

// Traffic spike!
ocean.spawnWave(8);

// Incident!
ocean.spawnStorm(7);

// Time passes
for (let i = 0; i < 10; i++) ocean.tick();
ocean.advanceDay();

console.log(ocean.oceanView());
console.log(ocean.report());

Depth Zones

• Surface (Live Traffic) — 0m, where requests hit
• Sunlight Zone (App Layer) — 200m, frontend services
• Twilight Zone (API Layer) — 1000m, microservices
• Midnight Zone (DB Layer) — 4000m, databases, cold and dark
• Abyssal Zone (Legacy Layer) — 6000m, ancient code still running

Marine Life

• Whale — Large slow query
• Shark — Aggressive scraper
• Plankton — Health checks
• Jellyfish — Slow drifting queries
• Anglerfish — Hidden bugs luring you in
• Giant Squid — Race condition
• Viperfish — N+1 query problem
• Herring School — Normal traffic