code-sauna

Sauna for developers. Heat up builds, cool down rollbacks, steam rooms per language, ice plunges for debugging.

Usage

const { Sauna } = require('./src/sauna');
const { GUEST_PROFILES } = require('./src/guest');

const sauna = new Sauna('Code Sweat Lodge');
sauna.setSaunaMaster('Master Yoda');

// Admit stressed devs
sauna.admitGuest('Alice', GUEST_PROFILES.BURNED_OUT_SENIOR);
sauna.admitGuest('Bob', GUEST_PROFILES.PANICING_DEV);

// Heat up the JS room
sauna.throwStones('js_bathhouse', 5);
sauna.pourWater('js_bathhouse', 2);

// Send to rooms
sauna.sendGuestToRoom('Alice', 'python_lounge');
sauna.sendGuestToRoom('Bob', 'go_chill');

// Relax...
sauna.tick();
sauna.tick();

// Ice plunge for instant cooldown
sauna.sendGuestToIcePlunge('Bob');
sauna.removeFromIcePlunge('Bob');

// Checkout
sauna.checkout('Alice');
sauna.checkout('Bob');

console.log(sauna.view());
console.log(sauna.report());

Steam Rooms

• JavaScript Steam Room (85C) — Chaotic, hot, async steam everywhere
• Python Warm Room (70C) — Comfortable, accessible, warm blanket
• Go Chill Zone (55C) — Simple, cool, concurrent, goroutines
• Rust Extreme Heat (100C) — Maximum intensity, zero-cost abstractions
• Haskell Silent Room (50C) — Pure, quiet, alone with your monads
• C++ Forge (95C) — Old school heat, pointers on hot stones

Components

• SteamRoom — Temperature/humidity control, stones, ventilation, guest capacity
• Guest — 6 profiles (stressed junior to zen architect), stress/relaxation tracking, wellness score
• Sauna — Full operations: sauna master, entry fees, ice plunge, daily cycle, ASCII view