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Zoo v2 for developers. Animals are services, enclosures are environments, visitors are users, feeding time is deploy.
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code-zoo-v2

Zoo v2 for developers. Animals are services, enclosures are environments, visitors are users, feeding time is deploy.

Animals

  • Elephant (Heavy Database) — Massive, slow, stores everything
  • Cheetah (Fast Cache) — Fastest, burns out quickly
  • Owl (Night Batch Job) — Active at night, processes while you sleep
  • Chameleon (A/B Test) — Changes appearance constantly
  • Bear (Monolith App) — Big, powerful, been here forever
  • Penguin (Microservice) — Small, cute, lives in groups
  • Snake (Sneaky Bug) — Hides, bites when disturbed
  • Tortoise (Legacy System) — Ancient, unkillable, will outlive us all

Enclosures

  • Dev Pen (cap 6) — Safe testing
  • Staging Habitat (cap 10) — Semi-realistic
  • Production Savanna (cap 20) — The big exhibit
  • Quarantine Zone (cap 3) — Isolated, sick/new

Staff

  • Zookeeper (SRE) — Feeds, cleans, keeps alive
  • Veterinarian (DevOps) — Treats, fixes, preventive care
  • Tour Guide (PM) — Shows around, manages expectations
  • Gift Shop (API Gateway) — Revenue center