code-vineyard

Vineyard for developers. Grapevines are codebases, wine is data, terroir is tech stack, harvest is release, aging is CI maturation.

Usage

const { Vineyard, VARIETIES } = require('./src/vineyard');

const vy = new Vineyard('Chateau du Code');
vy.setVintner('Pierre');

// Plant vines (codebases)
vy.plantVine('Row D - ML Pipeline', VARIETIES.PINOT_NOIR);
vy.plantVine('Row E - Microservice', VARIETIES.SYRAH);

// Adjust terroir (tech stack)
vy.terroir.setSoil(85);
vy.terroir.setSun(75);

// Time passes
for (let i = 0; i < 20; i++) vy.tick();

// Harvest!
vy.harvestAll();
vy.advanceYear();

console.log(vy.vineyardView());
console.log(vy.report());

Grape Varieties

• Pinot Noir (Python) — Elegant, finicky, quality 85
• Cabernet (Rust) — Bold, structured, hardiness 90
• Merlot (JavaScript) — Versatile, everywhere
• Chardonnay (Go) — Clean, efficient, concurrent
• Riesling (Haskell) — Precise, pure, ages forever
• Syrah (C++) — Powerful, dark, intense
• Tempranillo (Ruby) — Warm, elegant, developer happiness

Terroir (Tech Stack)

Soil = Framework quality, Sun = CPU, Rain = Bandwidth, Temp = Latency

Components

• Vine — 7 varieties, 8 growth stages (dormant->raisin), sugar/acidity tracking
• Terroir — Soil/sun/rain/temp affecting quality (Grand Cru -> Table Wine)
• Wine — Vintage system with aging and ratings
• Vineyard — Vintner, harvest, cellar, pest management, ASCII rows