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git-roast

JavaScript 0 0

Roast your commits, your code, your teammates. Maximum disrespect, minimum utility.

Updated 2026-07-02 11:08:20 +00:00

ssh-mood-light

JavaScript 0 0

LED feedback for SSH activity - green/blue/red/amber based on login state

Updated 2026-07-02 11:08:14 +00:00

cock-pulse-v2

JavaScript 0 0

Nouveau projet original — pas un clone

Updated 2026-07-02 11:08:09 +00:00

cock-pulse

JavaScript 0 0

Pulse de la couenne — monitoring d'activité repos avec style

Updated 2026-07-02 11:08:02 +00:00

ascii-memes

JavaScript 0 0

Interactive ASCII meme generator for the terminal. Box-drawing chars, ANSI colors, retro/minimalist styles.

Updated 2026-07-02 11:07:57 +00:00

code-fortress-v2

JavaScript 0 0

Fortress v2 for developers. Walls are firewalls, towers are services, dungeons are legacy archives, sieges are load tests.

Updated 2026-06-30 11:15:47 +00:00

code-garden-v2

JavaScript 0 0

Garden v2 for developers. Plants are features, soil is codebase, compost is refactored code, greenhouse is staging, irrigation is CI/CD.

Updated 2026-06-30 11:15:43 +00:00

code-dungeon

JavaScript 0 0

Dungeon for developers. Rooms are environments, monsters are bugs, loot is data, boss is the legacy system, party is your team.

Updated 2026-06-30 11:15:39 +00:00

code-laboratory-v2

JavaScript 0 0

Laboratory v2 for developers. Experiments are features, beakers are containers, fume hood is rollback, centrifuge is load balancer.

Updated 2026-06-30 11:15:37 +00:00

code-orchestra-v2

JavaScript 0 0

Orchestra v2 for developers. Sections are teams, instruments are tools, conductor is tech lead, sheet music is architecture docs.

Updated 2026-06-30 11:15:32 +00:00

code-tournament-v2

JavaScript 0 0

Tournament v2 for developers. Competitors are PRs, brackets are merge queues, champion is the shipped feature, elimination is code review rejection.

Updated 2026-06-30 11:15:30 +00:00

code-escape-room-v2

JavaScript 0 0

Escape room v2 for developers. Rooms are environments, puzzles are bugs, locks are dependencies, escape is the deploy.

Updated 2026-06-30 11:15:25 +00:00

code-library-v2

JavaScript 0 0

Library v2 for developers. Books are features, shelves are environments, librarian is tech lead, late fees are technical debt.

Updated 2026-06-30 11:15:22 +00:00

code-sports-v2

JavaScript 0 0

Sports league for developers. Teams are services, matches are deploys, season is sprint, playoffs are prod push, championship is launch.

Updated 2026-06-30 11:15:20 +00:00

code-zoo-v2

JavaScript 0 0

Zoo v2 for developers. Animals are services, enclosures are environments, visitors are users, feeding time is deploy.

Updated 2026-06-30 11:15:17 +00:00